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Baralai • balalaika • Baalai Bhayena • Balalaika Dildo • baralinephobia • baralist • barlait • Baryalai • ayo babalair • bare laid
barlait
Barlait is a band originated in Northern Michigan that has found success by sucking off major promoters in order to book shows and open for signed bands. Their band consists of Jeremy, he demands the use of an outboard vocal corrector to give his voice that 'sound'. Dan, who is almost 20 but he looks like a 15 year old emo kid and happens to be balding. The other Dan is the guitar player, always bringing everybody down and complaining that when his girlfriend gives him head she cuts his schlong with her teeth. Steven picked up guitar to be in the band and it shows. He insists on using a 5150 through a Marshall MG Series cabinet which sounds like god-awful crap. Finally theres Jordan, he's just plain strange. All together they practice in this ghetto-ass house's basement and wake the dead with their generic powerpop/emo music that could put anyone to sleep.
barlait by Jackson Brothly April 2, 2008
ayo babalair
An Ayo Babalair is a stinky teen who plays Minecraft. They should stop before they get sucked into the game, and btw he hasn't touched grass in his life.
ayo babalair by anonymous March 17, 2022
baralinephobia
baralinephobia by hannah bananapants April 8, 2010
Baalai Bhayena
Baalai Bhayena by Emwin February 18, 2015
Baryalai
This is a man with full potential. He is very handsome and tall with sexy light brown eyes and hair. He comes from a big family and has good manners. Any girl to have him would be lucky. He thrives for success at every point of his life and one day wants to have a successful business. He is shy and crazy at the same time.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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