barlait

Barlait is a band originated in Northern Michigan that has found success by sucking off major promoters in order to book shows and open for signed bands. Their band consists of Jeremy, he demands the use of an outboard vocal corrector to give his voice that 'sound'. Dan, who is almost 20 but he looks like a 15 year old emo kid and happens to be balding. The other Dan is the guitar player, always bringing everybody down and complaining that when his girlfriend gives him head she cuts his schlong with her teeth. Steven picked up guitar to be in the band and it shows. He insists on using a 5150 through a Marshall MG Series cabinet which sounds like god-awful crap. Finally theres Jordan, he's just plain strange. All together they practice in this ghetto-ass house's basement and wake the dead with their generic powerpop/emo music that could put anyone to sleep.

Hey, Have you heard Barlait?

Yeah, they made my dog defecate.

by Jackson Brothly April 2, 2008

barbait

A bar offering some sort of special deal

A barbait has been cast to lure in consumers

by magicjonson July 10, 2011

barlationship

When two individuals form a bond while downtown at the bars, and are clearly into one another, however choose not to pursue said relationship outside of the bar atmosphere. Oftentimes results in excessive game-playing, followed by numerous episodes of grinding.

"Dude, he never calls her to hang out, but whenever we see him at the bar, he immediately ..."

"... flocks to her like white on rice?"

"Yeah, exactly!"

"Dude, sounds like she's in a barlationship."

by Uhleksis February 8, 2010

Barlation

Picking ears

Why do you have so much earwax on your fingers?

I was barlating

What is that?

It's when you're picking your ears, it's called barlation

by Legendary puppy August 5, 2024

baraitaru

Baraitaru is a very sigma name only owned by very special people in a life time, its a privilege to have this name !

You are very baraitaru!

by Itin December 10, 2023