Panticipation: When you're cuddling with a girl fully clothed and you pitch a huge fuckingtent. She must know its there and you must know she knows it there.
So there we were, cuddling, and there was some serious fucking panticipation. Whats sucks is that i was wearing basketball shorts.
When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrussong here)"
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.
"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"
Spurred by a heightened sense of Santicipation, Nelly and Emma awakened their parents at 5:00am on Christmas morning to see if St. Nick had arrived whilst they slept.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.