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Banner Bunny

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…
That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…
by uncleL March 14, 2022
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Banner Bunny

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…
That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…
by uncleL March 14, 2022
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Bunner man

Time to go link up my bunner man. Haffi get my nails done today.
by Tropical Rythms October 12, 2019
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twix bunner

An absolute geeza who takes matter into his own hands by chopping both ends off a twix, lighting one end and bunning a fat one (twix chocolate bar) with the lads
"He is an absolute twix bunner"
Or
"He likes to bun a twix"
by floody the twix bunner December 1, 2017
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Bunner

A slang term for hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran Church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter’s camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, etc. The males tend to drive Nissan or Toyota pickups, and sometimes if they’re lucky, a full size Ram or Ford. The vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly. Since the Trump-era they have not been shy about their staunch right-wing conservative views and their trucks can be seen adorned with “Let’s Go Brandon” and “Don’t Tread On Me” flags as well as the occasional “Confederate Jack”. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids, since their religion frowns upon protected sex.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can’t watch tv, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed “bad.” The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products, and they use them extensivly. Almost all bunners smoke and/or chew.

Because of this, Bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin’, huntin’, shootin’, spittin’, chewin’, fightin’, smokin’ and just being d-cks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground Washington area, bunners are very prevalent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across Bunners. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don’t plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction.
“Hey, have you ever been to Battle Ground Washington? I’d watch out for the Bunners, you’ll know when you seem them.”

by Loki Valentine July 20, 2022
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bunner runner

A large white, grey, black. or red 12/15 passenger van driven by bunners. these vans are usually fords or chevy's and are filled with at least ten bunner kids in it. These are usually seen around the town of Battle Ground WA. one place where you are sure to see them is at the intersection of highway 503 and rock creek road. You will see them here on sunday because they are (as the definition of bunner says) hard core members of the Old Apastolic Lutheran Church. There are large congestions of bunner runners at about 10:00 and 12:00 I advise you to not take that road at that time.
Large, white, ford, 15 passenger van driven by bunners and filled with bunner children. these bunner runners are very top heavy and are not made to go at speeds over 60MPH
by tophersaurus July 29, 2011
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Bunner

A word that insecure people use against members of the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church. They are called inbreed and hicks and stuck up, but that goes straight against their beliefs. They go to church and try to be obedient but there is nothing that they must do. They can do what they want, but they just choose to be obedient to God's word. They are stereotyped like they are a different race and they assume one member is like all members.
Hey, where are all of us bunners going to meet up tonight? Should we have a bonfire?
by Bigdeallucille December 15, 2016
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