Urban Dictionary: Definitions by uncleL

crack-of-noon

take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.

im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.

by uncleL January 10, 2008

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…

That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…

by uncleL March 14, 2022

The use of mechanical advantage to lower a vehicle. Then cutting the rockers panels off, leaving the doors as the lowest part of the body...

Jennifer: Damn did you see Luke layin' doors on that dually...
Christy: I so want to go licks his balls...
Jennifer: GET IN LINE BITCH!!!

by uncleL May 22, 2006

When a girl loves rodeo, but is over the buckles and spurs and knows the real men have banners in the arena…

That girl is such a banner bunny, 100’s of punchy cowboys but she skips the line straight to the top and goes for the Ranch owner instead…

by uncleL March 14, 2022

combinaton of loaf and lifestyle

when i divorce my lazy ass husband his loafstyle will quickly come to an end.

by uncleL December 25, 2007