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Barophobia

You'd be screwed if you had that.

Banphobia 

When your afraid to be banned on your favourite game or social media (an example of a game: fortnite, Roblox, call of duty, YouTube, Facebook, instergram and ect)
You’ve been banned for being inappropriate

“Alright I’ll just make a new acc” said John

We’ve seen a banned IP address when you were trying to sign in

“Oh dang” said John

At Toby’s house

“I’ll delete this post it seems inappropriate and plus I don’t want to be banned” said Toby as he deleted the post

“After all I’ve done I’m still scared of being banned” said Toby

You’re acc has been banned for inappropriate behaviour if this is incorrect please inform us

“AHHHHHHHH!” screamed Toby

“Huh I guess I really do have banphobia” said Toby
Banphobia by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

blogophobia 

Her blogophobia was a kind of online stage fright: what if someone actually READ what she had to say?
blogophobia by k halvorson May 14, 2005

bathophobia 

bathophobia = not fear of baths. it's a fear of depth.
no! i'm not going into the deep end! i'm going to drown...&die...i have bathophobia!

Bonophobia 

An intense dislike, loathing and even hatred for U2 frontman Bono, fueled by the well-founded suspicion that he is a fake blowhard pretender always trying to look magnanimous, gracious and giving in all his public activities.
I saw Bono eating a flower salad with Mick Jagger and talking about philanthropy. Since then I hate Bono.
Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Bonophobia.
Bonophobia by kiwi_david July 4, 2011

bambophobia 

An irrational fear of deer.
My friend Thomas suffers from severe bambophobia. Poor guy gets clammy and breaks into a nervous sweat when he looks at the 10-point buck I have mounted on my wall.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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