6 definitions by kiwi_david

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The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.
by kiwi_david August 14, 2010
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An intense dislike, loathing and even hatred for U2 frontman Bono, fueled by the well-founded suspicion that he is a fake blowhard pretender always trying to look magnanimous, gracious and giving in all his public activities.
I saw Bono eating a flower salad with Mick Jagger and talking about philanthropy. Since then I hate Bono.
Wow, sounds like you're suffering from Bonophobia.
by kiwi_david July 02, 2011
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The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.
That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the Ebay jeebies.
by kiwi_david January 11, 2011
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The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.
That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the eBay jeebies.
by kiwi_david January 11, 2011
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The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.
Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease
by kiwi_david June 02, 2010
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A man who has a man crush on Radiohead lead singer Thom Yorke
Call me a Thomosexual, but I have a raging hard on for Thom Yorke. I think he's the shiznizzle.
by kiwi_david April 25, 2010
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