A computersystemmade secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.
I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.
a disease prominent among people bering Bansal (a 'baniya'/trader caste in India) surname. In this disease, aand(testes) tend to always adjust themselves above laad (penis) and thus nullyfying the myth spread in movie - Gangs of Wasseypur which says- "aand chahe kitne bhi bada ho jaye rhta laad ke niche hai".