baltimore COUNTY

1. Private school sluts
2. Only place where girls in pearls drive big ass SUVs with Coolio blaring
3. Crabs.
4. Ravens.
5. We know the Orioles suck
6. Flipflops all year round
7. Trust fund boys run around with 40s in paper bags to look homeless
8. The girls smoke more pot and snort more coke than the boys do
9. We are better than you and thats the end of it.

You can never try to fit into Baltimore County

baltimore COUNTY by You Know It May 13, 2005

baltimore county

private school girls are the real sluts
leggings are a second language
party on the weekends

dress like hell on mondays
girls are more brave than the boys
belair boys can’t hang
they act broke by only carrying $50 in their wallet
the only place where girls with big pearls drive suvs and bump to the best music

look at that baltimore county girl wearing pearls bumping to lil uzi

baltimore county by ijustwannalivelife January 16, 2018

baltimore COUNTY

A county north of the city of Bawltimer that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the annual Hunt Cup. The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawltimer city and county. When they grow up they get exposure to NYC and they see they're really just either white trash who's daddy couldn't hack it on Wall Street so he took a job at LeggMason, or they're the ugly jews who were ostracized in New York City so they had to come to Bawltimer to fit in.

An LSAT analogy... "BABYLON is to LEPER COLONY as MANHATTAN is to BALTIMORE COUNTY"

baltimore COUNTY by Rick Salomon September 21, 2005

Baltimore County (B-more) 

Baltimore County is one of the biggest countys in Maryland, and with that said that means there are alot of people there. It is very populated and you just can't catagorize the people there. There are the many private (some catholic) schools, where the girls/boys are told, taught, and raised to do one thing, and i'll be damned if they actually did. Most people think our Public School System is bad, but really the Private ones are worse. We have the areas like Catonsville where most of the kids dress, act and wish they were from howard county (just a mile away) but they arent because there parents cant afford it. Catonsville is where you have the punks and preps, but if ur not black you really dont try to be. Then theres Arbutus. <<Enough Said>> In Arbutus we have an overpopulation on wannabe-thug gangster white kids, but really they just try to hard. Its not exactly lower class, but the people there do a damn good job of making it look like it. In the surrounding areas its the same scene, Halethorpe, Relay and Lansdowne is just Arbutus times 10. If your not a wannabe-thug gangster with a 9mm or a 45 I recommend you not wonder down into what they call RiverView and the Highland Villiage. It might be the County ladies and gentleman but the folks living in this area did a damn good job of bringing the lower class population of the city across the line. There is much more of Baltimore County that I didnt mention, feel free to add!

Baltimore County (B-more) is nothing special... too big, too many ppl, too much to say, and no one truly from Baltimore can actually say it right... Its Bal-Ti-More!

Baltimore County (B-more) by OrNot September 27, 2005

Baltimore Deep Counter 

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

Baltimore Deep Counter by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019