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a zinc oxide-based, hypo-allergenic diaper rash cream. It’s free of parabens, dye and fragrances
Apply Balmex with every diaper change, especially before baby goes to sleep, or any time she may be exposed to wetness for an extended period of time.
Balmex by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
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Balmex • Balex • Balmeet • balmer • ballex • BaldMexicanDad • balexa • balexey • Balexis • balme
Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009
A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.
That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.
blamex by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010
Belfast version of the english word bollocks. Pronounced with the harsh tongue that only Belfast folk have. bal-licks
"Get away from my car, ya dirty wee ballex!"
ballex by Quinnso September 26, 2007
slang of the city of Baltimore,MD...
Balmer is a pretty city!
balmer by pah May 13, 2005

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality
Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again
Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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