Balmex 

Baby medicine.

Balmex is the best.

Balmex by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Balmex 

a zinc oxide-based, hypo-allergenic diaper rash cream. It’s free of parabens, dye and fragrances

Apply Balmex with every diaper change, especially before baby goes to sleep, or any time she may be exposed to wetness for an extended period of time.

Balmex by Wendysfg May 9, 2023

balmed 

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

balmed by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

blamex 

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.

That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.

blamex by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010

ballex 

Belfast version of the english word bollocks. Pronounced with the harsh tongue that only Belfast folk have. bal-licks

"Get away from my car, ya dirty wee ballex!"

ballex by Quinnso September 26, 2007

balmer 

slang of the city of Baltimore,MD...

Balmer is a pretty city!

balmer by pah May 13, 2005

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017