Baldered 

To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.

Oh my god this idiot is Baldering the hell out of me!

I am so Baldered.

Baldered by EvilMonkey666 November 7, 2010

Urban Dictionary Balderdash 

A variation of the game Balderdash created by CB in 2008, using words from www.urbandictionary.com.

How to Play Urban Dictionary Balderdash:

Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.

Urban Dictionary Balderdash by crnbass August 3, 2009

balderdash 

A heap of utter crap

You're talking shite, pal, that's total balderdash

NB Balderdash could be used to describe what Prime Minister Tony Blair talks on a regular basis, both in and out of Parliament

balderdash by Bonnie wee haggis September 23, 2003

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

vintage balderdash 

(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.

“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen

vintage balderdash by Catmailer March 18, 2011

balderdash 

false info

that story's plain balderdash

balderdash by krithika December 9, 2002

ballered 

Getting ballered is when you twist another man's (or women's) balls into a tight knot.

Sharrel got ballered on the streets of Detroit during her vacation.

ballered by Gavin Terkanian June 5, 2018