ballston

1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"

1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!

by Captain Pixie August 23, 2009

ballston

A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.

Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!

I'm so jealous, Sarah just got a studio in Ballston for $1300 per month!

by arlingtonlifer September 12, 2007

Aaron Ballston

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.

Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!

by coop81230 April 26, 2015

Ballston Spa

Ballston Spa, contrary to other definitions, is most possibly the most eventful town in upstate New York. We've got a bottle museum. Dude, who WOULDN'T want that? We got a spring. Sure you may have a spring in your town, but ours is better. Sure we have some rednecks. Sure I may be partially one. But rednecks have more fun riding lawn mowers in figure eights than accountants.

synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there

Yo! I just went to Ballston Spa and had a revelation. B-Spa Be there!

by That One Person April 28, 2012

ballston spa

unlike the definitions i read on the town where i lived in for 5 years ballston spa was oringinaly built as a luxury retreat from the city of saratoga the papper bag was invented here ....there are some scumbags who make this town have a bad rep but theres scum everywhere most homes in this area are competativly pricey with the rest of the surrounding area most people here dress in desinger clothes...its a nice place to live in close distances to clifton park and saratoga and is pretty nice and friendly come and visit sometime to see for yourselfs

you kno ballston spa invented the eco friendly paper bag

by rik kelly April 20, 2010

Ballston Spa

Ballston spa is a irrelevant place with a bottle mesuem. We have no famous people visit here, we have no famous people from here. Come visit us!

Person 1: You know that person from ballston spa?

Person 2: no...

by FriendlyPaperBag December 21, 2016

Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.

“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”

by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022