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1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
ballston by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009
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A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.

Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
I'm so jealous, Sarah just got a studio in Ballston for $1300 per month!
ballston by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007

Ballston Spa 

Ballston Spa, contrary to other definitions, is most possibly the most eventful town in upstate New York. We've got a bottle museum. Dude, who WOULDN'T want that? We got a spring. Sure you may have a spring in your town, but ours is better. Sure we have some rednecks. Sure I may be partially one. But rednecks have more fun riding lawn mowers in figure eights than accountants.

synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there
Yo! I just went to Ballston Spa and had a revelation. B-Spa Be there!
Ballston Spa by That One Person September 30, 2012

ballston spa 

unlike the definitions i read on the town where i lived in for 5 years ballston spa was oringinaly built as a luxury retreat from the city of saratoga the papper bag was invented here ....there are some scumbags who make this town have a bad rep but theres scum everywhere most homes in this area are competativly pricey with the rest of the surrounding area most people here dress in desinger clothes...its a nice place to live in close distances to clifton park and saratoga and is pretty nice and friendly come and visit sometime to see for yourselfs
you kno ballston spa invented the eco friendly paper bag
ballston spa by rik kelly April 20, 2010

Ballston Spa 

Ballston spa is a irrelevant place with a bottle mesuem. We have no famous people visit here, we have no famous people from here. Come visit us!
Person 1: You know that person from ballston spa?

Person 2: no...
Ballston Spa by FriendlyPaperBag December 21, 2016

Ballston Lake 

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.
“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”
Ballston Lake by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

Ballston Spa Highschool

the only place where you can find one kid taking down 3 adults, kids passed out in the bathroom, and kids swallowing each other in the hallways. Oh, and don't forget how all teachers are always high asf.
Ballston spa highschool needs more supervision.
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