Men enhancing the size/appearance of their bulge by letting their buddy kick them hard in the balls causing them to swell up larger and look more aesthetic in tight fitting clothes.
Mark benefits from ballsmaxing, asking his buddy to give him several hard kicks to the nuts, just before changing into his tight-fitting superhero costume for the comic convention where he’s sure to get a lot of attention.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'