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Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.
"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"
Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

ballsacking 

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
ballsacking by asphalt girl January 5, 2015

Ballsacking 

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Ballsacking by tnt May 1, 2003

Baldscaping 

Baldscaping is the practice of taking selfies that have included part of a bald head see

theladbible.(dot com) /articles/baldscaping-could-be-the-next-viral-phenomenon-and-it-s-superb-120516
see baldscape(dot com)
I am going to go baldscaping as i travel around the world , you can see my baldscapes on my blog
Baldscaping by EP22 May 13, 2016

Ballshaming

making fun of someone because of how their balls look.
"dude i told you not to make fun of me while we have sex, that's ballshaming and it's very rude
Ballshaming by Copilotmagician October 20, 2018

ballstaking 

english grammar is so ballstaking
ballstaking by ballstakid January 2, 2022