preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".
It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.
by TNT March 27, 2005
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Bear Claw

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.
(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*
by TNT June 26, 2004
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beer dick

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.
by tnt May 02, 2003
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Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 02, 2003
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High Tide

When making out with one's bitch, the sir places his hands on the bitch's leg and comes upward higher and higher until his hand fully encompasses the bitch's ass. The best situation that sir can do this is with a bitch in a maid outfit and a lacy skirt on the bottom.
by TNT June 26, 2004
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Photo Finish

When you have an extremely urgent bodily need to jetison waste, and you are in the process of literally running to an establishment to get rid of said waste and you are not sure that you are going to make it before...you know...
Oh dammit i really have to shit, and the nearest toilet is 3 blocks away!!! oh man this is gonna be a photo finish!
by TNT June 26, 2004
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