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uno ballo 

1. pain in the asshole who asks "do you want this cock?" while you are sleeping

2. the one-balled wonder

3. anthony of the one balls
1. uno ballo stuck it in me
uno ballo by Keith D March 5, 2008

Marco Ballo

When a pants less man is blindfolded, and his partner (preferably a female) says "Marco" in a room, where which following the source of the sound,he will slap the subject in the face with his man-jewels.
Word on the street, Colton played Marco Ballo with his girlfriend the other night.
Marco Ballo by The Turbinator November 3, 2010
a tommy who's always jaying.
My ballo, she's a Tommy J - Tommy's been jaying all this time
ballo by Manny March 4, 2004

Ballo-sers

the aforementioned term of balloo-sers pertains to balloon users who are the enemy and therefore losers, this term does not apply when balloons are used by a member of the squad or other squadmates hereinafter mentioned or previously on the squad, other terms and conditions apply, see your doctor or physician for more details
Ballo-sers : love shooting down balloo-sers and that was very satisfying to watch
Ballo-sers by Darkku December 12, 2022

ball ball dick 

The words one must utter while playing Call of Duty Black Ops ]| when the Trey arch logo appears on screen indicating a player must patiently wait an undefined amount of time for the game to progress.

The phrase describes the look of the Trey arch logo as it cycles repeatedly in its modified toroidal circular pattern to indicate something VERY important is happening in the background. The logo gives a player a visual prompt to utter an audible update to other players in their party to ensure they are made aware of a delay in game play.

It’s customary for players in a COD party to repeat, "Ball Ball Dick" over and over to ensure other party members can take appropriate action (e.g. crack open a beer, get more Cheetos, replace controller batteries, scratch one’s ass, etc.) The phrase is most effective in a sentence, "I'm being Ball Ball Dicked right now. Hopefully I can rejoin your party soon!"

For brevity, a TLA-version "BBD" can be used to provide faster conveyance of one’s status to other players and this approach is highly useful for out-of-band communication (e.g. text/SMS, Skype, smoke signals, etc.) when Xbox Live chat services are unavailable.

While the phrase refers to the wait-time in COD |[, it can also be liberally used to describe other situations when one must wait an unknown amount of time (i.e. DMV; Proctologist’s office; While waiting for someone to finish taking a shit).
Son --- of --- a --- bitch!!!! I'm being BALL BALL DICKED again?!?!? Hopefully I can rejoin my goddam Call of Duty party soon! Damn you Treyarch....Damn you to Hell!
ball ball dick by Doug6ft3 July 13, 2016

ball ball you 

meaning "please, I beg of you", which is "球球你(求求你)" translated verbatim.

A humorous Chinese internet slang used for begging.
- Can can need. Ball ball you.
- Show show way!

- Her name plz! Ball ball you!
ball ball you by NotVeryJoe May 5, 2023
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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