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Balljing 

(v) to show large balls through soft pants. Anyone who has had testicular cancer will unerstand as one testicle has probably been removed and their other testicle has grown to 3 or 4 times the size to compensate, providing a huge and unhidable testicle unless they wear loose shorts or loose jeans ..

The word is the same in any language but intonations and accents are possible. From examples,

South African, Texan or Chilean Spanish
I was drunk last night and balljing massively. Girls couldn't take their eyes off it and I couldn't hide it. Really strange night. I guess girls are in to huge balls. I was about 4 x and couldn't do anything about it. Anyway it turned out well, I had two hard fingers and one of the girls had a great time holding my balls in the parking lot next to the club. After that we connected on Insta and she is meeting me next week for some mouth activities.
Balljing by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"

Ballingeric 

Something done in a well thought out manner and at the same time aesthetically pleasing.
Bruce Lee's movie fights were done in a ballingeric manner
Ballingeric by BBFT April 14, 2015

Colleen Ballinger 

Colleen Ballinger is a YouTuber, comedian, actress, singer, writer, manipulator, and narcissist. Ballinger is best known for her annoying character Miranda Sings on "Haters Back Off." She tours with a live show that allows her to victimize and embarrass her audience. She has been accused of being inappropriate with children, more specifically in her group chat "Colleney's Weenies." Ballinger communicated with minors about sexual positions, and other inappropriate subjects. Adam McIntyre filed a police report and posted a video describing how Colleen manipulated him into free labor, groomed him, and gaslit him. She also sent him lingerie in the mail, then she tried to say it was a joke taken out of context. Another victim, Becky (16 years old at the time), is in a newly resurfaced Twitter/TikTok video; Colleen is standing over the girl, Becky was lying on her back. The teen was asked to participate in a "yoga challenge" in which Colleen pushed the girl's legs apart and a fart noise is played.

Becky was not dressed for this, stating "...Colleen is spreading my legs basically, as far as she can, she spread them so far that you can see the spandex I was wearing under my romper." She was left feeling violated and unsafe: when she left to get in her car, she noticed men staring at her in a predatorial way. Needless to say, this woman is dangerous and needs to be canceled so that she can no longer use her "fame" to manipulate children.
Person 1: "What is the name of that super annoying chick who is in that stupid 'Haters Back Off' show?"
Person 2: "Oh the child predator? Her name is Colleen Ballinger."
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm so glad she ruined her career and marriage with that horrific unapologetic apology video with the ukulele."

fire balling 

The act of dipping your testicles into a hot container of melted wax; to form a wax shell of your nutsack.
Pj - "Ever since I tried fire balling I can't grow hair on my coin purse."

Steve - "That sucks man it probably looks like Vin Diesel now."
fire balling by SteveGuy June 18, 2011

Thumb Balling 

The act of tapping another's testicles with one's thumbs as if punching a speed bag.
Damn girl, my nuts are sore from all that thumb balling last night.
Thumb Balling by Dr. Puddington August 3, 2015