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Balldiddle 

Sneaking up behind someone and tickling their testicles while making a beedle leedle dee noise.
Dude, there was a newscaster at grand central station and I balldiddled him on national television!
Balldiddle by Zeroman September 25, 2013
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badiddle 

Game in which a person hits the roof and calls out "badiddle" when a car with one headlight is out, when one calls out correctly, all the other members in car of the opposite sex must remove one article of clothing
BADIDDLE! haha now u have to strip Jenn and Megan!
badiddle by TOMASS March 16, 2005

Badiddle 

When you’re driving in the dark and you see a car with only one working headlight, you hit the top of the car and say “badiddle”.
We were driving back from the airport late at night and I got two badiddles.
Badiddle by Justinbeibssuperfan05 December 4, 2019

Badiddletwit 

Someone who is an idiot, twit, just plain dumb, mong.
"Al:That boy Dominic is such a badiddletwit!"

"J: omg i know did you see him the other night!!"
Badiddletwit by alibongomadoosie March 23, 2009

badiddle 

When you crack someone else's hand when they aren't paying attention.
OWCH! You just badiddled me!

Badiddle 

When a car headlight is out

And someone shouts out badiddle
“Badiddle” his headlight was out
Badiddle by dirty smudge October 12, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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