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Ball Night! 

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
Ball Night! by G_T March 29, 2012
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Night Teety Ball

Night Teety Ball is the original variant of Teety Ball. Teety Ball is a game adjacent to four square, also known as nine square (a.k.a nine square in the air). It can also be referred to as ‘NTB’. In this game, there are nine elevated squares which the players stand under. Anywhere between three and nine players can compete to reach the center square. Whoever does this is the winner (as long as they don’t hit the ball out of bounds). It’s only called Night Teety Ball when it is played at night. During the daytime or afternoon, it’s called Day Teety Ball or Afternoon Teety Ball. There’s a common misconception that this game relates to nine-ball, but it does not.
Jake: Who wants to play Night Teety Ball? It’s like four square… but better!
A situation that is better than alright with the use of a testicle in the sentence.
Do you know if the limabeans taste ballright?
Ballright by Beansy192749712497 November 28, 2010
Used when a situation is weird or seems to be underestimated.
"Yo he beats me, but he's not a bad guy."

"Ballright"
Ballright by Exodus8 May 12, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008