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balien
The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.
balien by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016
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Balint
Balint's can come off as confident, spontaneous and egoistical.. however it's only just a cover up for how soft, insecure, gentle and affectionate they can be. Balints will act like they are too cool or tough around people they don't know very well but once you get close to them, they will show you their true side.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.
In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.
Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.
In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.
Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
Balint by Gossipg1rl May 19, 2021
The Baldening
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”
Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”
Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”
Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019
Ballenas
A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.
Ballenas by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019
balian
balian by Jamal and Tyrone May 5, 2021
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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