Balien

Not to be confused with alien these are actually real beings that are extremely smarter than humans in the early years baliens gave humans a false sense of aliens to distract them

“Bro did you see those space baliens?!?”

by Ushehdj June 08, 2021

Balien

When you constantly invite a friend to your event or gathering and they bail on you so often that they become a foreign person to you and your friends.

Person 1: “Is Allan and Lien coming to dinner on Saturday?”
Person 2: “Nah they’ve pulled a balien.”

by jetsetjester August 30, 2018

balien

The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.

Aww! Her baby is a total balien.

by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016