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The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.
Aww! Her baby is a total balien.
balien by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016
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balien Balint Balenciaga balend Balkenende Ballen baleen balen Balian baliey
When you constantly invite a friend to your event or gathering and they bail on you so often that they become a foreign person to you and your friends.
Person 1: “Is Allan and Lien coming to dinner on Saturday?”
Person 2: “Nah they’ve pulled a balien.”
Balien by jetsetjester August 30, 2018
Balint's can come off as confident, spontaneous and egoistical.. however it's only just a cover up for how soft, insecure, gentle and affectionate they can be. Balints will act like they are too cool or tough around people they don't know very well but once you get close to them, they will show you their true side.
When a Balint likes you, they will love you for a long time, possibly forever and maintain their feelings for you.

In a relationship with them, they will mainly show their love for you through physical behaviors such as hugging, cuddling.. or even kissing.

Balints can be very mysterious and not many people will really understand how valuable Balints are. Having a Balint in your life is something you shouldn't take for granted. If you are friends or in a relationship with one, keep him in your life. They are very special people.
Yo who's that mysterious dude over there?

Haha you mean Balint?
Balint by Gossipg1rl May 19, 2021

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Ballenas 

A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.
Person 1: How did you get Cancer?

Person 2: I walked into Ballenas
Ballenas by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019
balian has a fat shlong and he gets all the pussy in the world
oh my god have you seen balian’s dick it’s so huge-said candice