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a common way white people mispell the word "ballin".
Patrick is white, Patrick thinks he is "ballen", wrong.
ballen by Sarrrrahhhhhhh November 1, 2007
Ballen is a sexy motherfucker he is so beautiful everyone wants to fuck him all day and night
Ballen hasss such big wood
Ballen by Joker939484 March 26, 2022
A looking male figure with a resemblance to a Catfish.

He may also come in forms of being sarcastic and nice with a bit of Asian fling.
"He is so Ballen."

"OMG, its a BALLEN!"

"You are a Ballen."
Ballen by Beef'nMie! November 12, 2015

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.
Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!
Berliner Ballen by Vici May 17, 2006

Free Ballen 

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
Free Ballen by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

Dikke alien ballen 

when ur in public u just scream it really loud in the netherlands it means u need help dikke alien ballen
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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