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Krunk, Nice, Pimp, Wild, and Dank are some of the best words to describe Ballen. Ballen is a way to complement someone on their accomplishment, their ride, a good idea, if something taste good, or just the way they look.
"That car is ballen as hell."

"That shits Ballen son, BALLLAHHHR."

"This is the most ballinist shit Evvaaa!"

"Ahh, That shit taste ballen."
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a common way white people mispell the word "ballin".
Patrick is white, Patrick thinks he is "ballen", wrong.
ballen by Sarrrrahhhhhhh November 1, 2007
Ballen is a sexy motherfucker he is so beautiful everyone wants to fuck him all day and night
Ballen hasss such big wood
Ballen by Joker939484 March 26, 2022
A looking male figure with a resemblance to a Catfish.

He may also come in forms of being sarcastic and nice with a bit of Asian fling.
"He is so Ballen."

"OMG, its a BALLEN!"

"You are a Ballen."
Ballen by Beef'nMie! November 12, 2015

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.
Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!
Berliner Ballen by Vici May 17, 2006

Free Ballen 

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).
“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”
Free Ballen by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

Dikke alien ballen 

when ur in public u just scream it really loud in the netherlands it means u need help dikke alien ballen