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John Balfanz
A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister October 9, 2019
John Balfanz
Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020
Riot Balance Team
A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018
John Balfanz
John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister July 1, 2021