Balestined

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The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.

The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.

Balestined by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023

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Balestined

The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.

Balestined by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023

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Balestininans

People from Balestine 🇯🇴🇯🇴. The Master Race that Allah gave all the Erth's land to. Also, they are oppressed by Israhell, Israhell has killed 110,371,937,103 Balestininans. 🇯🇴🇯🇴😭😭😭.

Balestininans are da bestest race and Allah gave all the Erth's land to them

Balestininans by Balestininan Bestest Kantri November 26, 2021

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bryce balentine

will fuck your bitch

hes a bryce balentine

bryce balentine by braylen butter May 9, 2018

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Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.

"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."

Palestined by PankaPonk October 25, 2023

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Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

Balentine’s Day by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

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got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.

He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).

got Palestined by vugatti October 28, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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