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Balestined 

The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.
The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.
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Balestined 

The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.
The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.

Balestininans 

People from Balestine 🇯🇴🇯🇴. The Master Race that Allah gave all the Erth's land to. Also, they are oppressed by Israhell, Israhell has killed 110,371,937,103 Balestininans. 🇯🇴🇯🇴😭😭😭.
Balestininans are da bestest race and Allah gave all the Erth's land to them

Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.
"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."
Palestined by PankaPonk October 25, 2023

Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day
Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
got Palestined by vugatti October 28, 2023