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Yellow Bentines 

An illegal street drug which is available in the UK and is usually sold by a 'boz boz'. Yellow Bentines are usually sold for £30 a smack but have side effects, such as the taker going on a bad 'crack handle'.

Sometimes known as Klarky Caps
Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop.

Yellow Bentines 

A small purple amphetamine pill popular among Irish jockeys living in south London. The drug gets its name from the subtle yellowing effect it has on the skin, especially the scrotum and hands, which has also lead to the naming of a sub-genre of club music known as Heppy-Scrot.
Jockey: Are you the bozz bozz?
The Bozz Bozz: Yes.
Jockey: Got any Yellow Bentines?
Yellow Bentines by Prof. Geonear December 13, 2008

Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day
Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

Balentine`s day 

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!
Balentine`s day by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019
Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)
Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
Balentine by Adamduc February 11, 2026