ballentine

When your boss puts a condom on in his car before he comes in to fuck you.

Hey man you just got the Ballentine for not filling all the paperwork out

by Xxcupcakes2012xx February 2, 2016

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

Ballantine Ale

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.

i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.

by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

Ballenti

When your friend says something stupid

Friend 1: Donald Trump is the next prime minister

Friend 2: Thats a ballenti!!! Touch the floor!

by 123123aklhsaf3123123 April 27, 2019

Balentime's Day

1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.

2.)Valentine's Day for black people.

Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?

by taint smasher September 28, 2010

Ballentime Day

How Mr. T. pronounces Valentine's Day.

Happy Ballentime Day, fool!

by Indica35 April 28, 2011