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Balentime's Day 

1.)The most romantical day of the year, when you gets to buy flowers or chocolate for your boo, yo baby momma, or dat ho who ain't yo wife.

2.)Valentine's Day for black people.
Yo, you buyin that skank Shenique sumptim fo Balentime's Day?
Balentime's Day by taint smasher September 28, 2010
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Valentime's Day 

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"
Valentime's Day by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Valentime's Day 

A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.
Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Valentime's Day by Scuba383 November 3, 2012

Valentime's Day 

The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??

Valentime's Day 

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.
Valentime's Day by WhyCome? February 16, 2007
Word of the Day on February 14, 2008

Balentine’s Day 

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day
Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

Balentine`s day 

The day after Valentine`s day, when you celebrate your male friends! Single or not!
Balentine`s day by Mishoman13 February 2, 2019
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