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The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Babu-Baba-Babi-BaKevin 

A cute Norwegian forest cat with many a nick-name

Full Name: Kevin Charles Nathan Scott Philip Pancakes John Stamos Lawrence Henry Chuck Fred Loya Insurance the III
Hello Babu-Baba-Babi-BaKevin, you're so cute!
The true queen of all hoes and she slays the freaking game
That outfit is so fierce you are serving some baldvin realness
baldvin by Kókómjólk March 27, 2017
The most epic character of the Moomin series- he is bald and has a gun.
"Yo, which version of Snufkin is best?"
"2019 Snufkin, he is pure"
"No, Baldkin is obviously best."
"Baldkin is epic."
Baldkin by Nabinoire May 28, 2019
Word for an older bisexual man who likes young boys.
That man is “baldvin”
Baldvin by Truth-word October 13, 2018

balukeviched 

Being so cracked out on crystal meth that you end up being the white meat in a black gang bang.
I shouldn't have smoked so much meth at the club last night, I totally got balukeviched! I need a shower....
balukeviched by mimic77 November 13, 2010
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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