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The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Babu-Baba-Babi-BaKevin 

A cute Norwegian forest cat with many a nick-name

Full Name: Kevin Charles Nathan Scott Philip Pancakes John Stamos Lawrence Henry Chuck Fred Loya Insurance the III
Hello Babu-Baba-Babi-BaKevin, you're so cute!
The true queen of all hoes and she slays the freaking game
That outfit is so fierce you are serving some baldvin realness
baldvin by Kókómjólk March 27, 2017
The most epic character of the Moomin series- he is bald and has a gun.
"Yo, which version of Snufkin is best?"
"2019 Snufkin, he is pure"
"No, Baldkin is obviously best."
"Baldkin is epic."
Baldkin by Nabinoire May 28, 2019
Word for an older bisexual man who likes young boys.
That man is “baldvin”
Baldvin by Truth-word October 13, 2018

balukeviched 

Being so cracked out on crystal meth that you end up being the white meat in a black gang bang.
I shouldn't have smoked so much meth at the club last night, I totally got balukeviched! I need a shower....
balukeviched by mimic77 November 13, 2010