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Baldinati 

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream
Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS
Baldinati by Tormuj July 16, 2021
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Baldinati 

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"
Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending
Baldinati by tormiee July 16, 2021

baludinaut

When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.
Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"

Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"

Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"

Guy 1: "....he should've just farted
baludinaut by Ltsmashroks January 12, 2009

balaminandi 

A meme religion created by Malayalam meme communities to mock Indian religions.
balaminandi supremacy
balaminandi by Manoj69420 December 6, 2023
THE THIRD BALDIMORE...... she is often confused as baldis wife (despite baldi already having susan as his) and as his sister. SHE IS NEITHER. SHE IS BALDINA.

unlike her more hairless counterpart, she partakes in the chasing of her pupils through cardio
baldina: WHAT??? ARE YOU IN THE LADIES' ROOM?-
baldina by elsqued December 4, 2024

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026