2 definitions by Ltsmashroks
An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
Guy 2: Haha
Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards
Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic
Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......
by Ltsmashroks May 11, 2009
When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.
Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"
Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"
Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"
Guy 1: "....he should've just farted
Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"
Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"
Guy 1: "....he should've just farted
by Ltsmashroks January 12, 2009