elsqued's definitions

lunchly

LEAD! now with MOLD! the smelly bootleg made by the merry band of sellouts:

"sirmonster": he was once a nice billionare, but, as with all conglomerates, the corruption spread too much.

"jaunty gumption by kevin macleod": smelly rapper that created the LEAD in the collection of lead and mold

"crybaby": whined about dan here from the diamond minecart after he only said one remark about the whole fiasco!

tge sellouts: BUY OUR LUNCHLY, WORMS.
children: hmm... okay!
normal people: I know about your controversies.

by elsqued December 8, 2024

melvore

the funnest puzzle!! also known as: the aforementioned enabled dave clone that baldibasicsedulearn1 made. unlike david's house, he has the iconic red bowtie, the blue vest with several black buttons, and yellow pant..... he also has shoelaces. shoelaces shoelaces shoelacesshoelacesshoelacesshoelacesshoelaces

melvore: hey, want to join my school?
badger: youreadumbstupiddaveclonelratiobozo, getgoodkeepcrying
melvore: i'll take that as a yes...

by elsqued October 29, 2024

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

hudmaceachern

the terrifying being that lives in mostly 3 parts of the internet. he uses baldi as his main fuel for content occasionally.

baldi: what are you doing?! i need to teach kids maaatthh!!!

hudmaceachern: ÆʣɷØɮʨʦʒʓʘʖʎ

*consumes baldi at will*

baldi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaghrgbrbgbhbrblblblbbbuabuab!!!!!

hudmaceachern: *spits out pieces of media containing baldis basics content

by elsqued January 31, 2023

chill guy

the brown brian griffin with an unusually smug grin. he is, for whatever reason, associated with people who do not care about anything nor anyone.

his true name that most people ignore goes by "my new character"

chris griffin: BRIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
brian griffin with clothing: what do you mean? i'm just a really chill guy.
chris griffin: BRIAN-

by elsqued December 13, 2024

baldina

THE THIRD BALDIMORE...... she is often confused as baldis wife (despite baldi already having susan as his) and as his sister. SHE IS NEITHER. SHE IS BALDINA.

unlike her more hairless counterpart, she partakes in the chasing of her pupils through cardio

baldina: WHAT??? ARE YOU IN THE LADIES' ROOM?-

by elsqued December 4, 2024

baldilover2310

the song man! he made jigsaw! the song! he was also one of few that overheard the conversation between charlie and pim about their boss' strange, seizure-like behavior.

the most human in the internet; and fucking hates swearing.

he has difficulty figuring out where to properly place the leftmost pedal on an automobile, but instead has a designated spot for it

baldilover2310: hello kind sir; could you enlighten me

by elsqued January 5, 2025