baludinaut

When a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one's dick, often causing a quick and painful death.

Guy 1: "Dude, where's Guy 2?"

Guy 3: "I think he went to that chick's house"

Guy 4: "DUDE! Didn't you hear?? He held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. He's hella dead"

Guy 1: "....he should've just farted

baludinaut by Ltsmashroks January 12, 2009

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Baldinati

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream

Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS

Baldinati by Tormuj July 16, 2021

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Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"

Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending

Baldinati by tormiee July 16, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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