Bakkered 

Hitting a mountain after going too fast and completely losing control. Also see running out of talent.

He totally got bakkered, his car is trashed now it just sits on his driveway rusting.

Bakkered by billy bob joe 3rd October 17, 2007

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

Barkered 

To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.

victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag

Barkered by booyaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2010

Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

Bakered by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

bakered by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010

Barkered 

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

Barkered by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010

Bob-Barkered

Having your pet spayed or neutered.

I got my dog Bob-Barkered yesterday, no more puppies for her!

Bob-Barkered by Mahr-Vehl June 30, 2017