The state of mind that causes you to lose all motivation whatsoever.Usually caused by smoking mass quantity of marijuana. Best observed when sharing with friends.
A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.
That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.
A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.
Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.
Basedism prayer
Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take
In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.
Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*