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Bakerism 

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.
That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.
Bakerism by floyd barber May 14, 2011
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A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.

Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.
Basedism prayer

Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take
Basedism by Basedswagswag March 27, 2011

bakerism 

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
bakerism by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007

half-bakerism 

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.
Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.
half-bakerism by majorsix March 5, 2018

Bakedish 

The act of, or pertaining to almost or prit near complete. Used in Cooking, Marijuana use, Tanning, and whatever else we want!!!
"Me and my girlfriend were BAKEDISH at her moms wedding."

The pizza is only bakedish, needs about 5mins still.
Bakedish by JakB.I.C. April 13, 2010

Bakedist 

Pat is currently the most bakedist in our circle.
Bakedist by John_R October 27, 2007