Bakerism 

A dumb ass comment that holds absolutely no relevance to the conversation. Usually dealing with buying or selling firms, flying to London, or taking classes at the Playboy Mansion.

That retard kept making bakerisms when he tried hitting on some girl.

Bakerism by floyd barber May 14, 2011

bakerism 

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.

Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!

bakerism by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007

half-bakerism 

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.

Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.

half-bakerism by majorsix March 5, 2018

Bauerism 

A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.

Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!

Bauerism by KOOmarr January 28, 2007

Bakedism 

The state of mind that causes you to lose all motivation whatsoever.Usually caused by smoking mass quantity of marijuana. Best observed when sharing with friends.

whoa... i think i've reached my bakedism.

Bakedism by ms420 July 11, 2009

bakerista 

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

bakerista by RileyTv April 19, 2016

bakkerism 

Bakkerism is a philosophy and/or religion based on the collective thought of the Dutch philosopher Nicolaas Bakker, who traveled between foriegn lands and culture for much of his life, learing the traditions and rituals of many different peoples. Finally originating while Bakker was traveling in the small Asian country of Palau, Bakkerism has begun to spread throughout South America and some Southern South African countries (most notably of which would be the North Eastern parst of the former Dutch colony of South Africa).

The goal of Bakkerism is much like the aim to Buddhism, to become free of suffering. Bakkerism also advocates the principles of free thought and reaching one's own true potential.

Bakkerism is sometimes seen as a very irregular religion, due to the fact that morals are not always placed at highest priority. Many traditional Western moral ideas are also left out and often seen by many Bakkerist as somewhat primative or unrealistic. Self discipline is taught in Bakkerism through mental training and general wisdom.

Bakkerism tends not to focus on supernatural existence, as it neither denies or approves the possibilities of their existence. For this reason, many Bakkerist often partake in other religious or tribalist ideas while still labeling themselves Bakkerist.

While living in South Africa, I converted to Bakkerism.

bakkerism by Mtsusit Tsori March 30, 2005