Bakalah

Someone who shows excellency and/or perfection in any subject matter.

Wow I can't believe Johnny got an A on that test.

Ya he's a real Bakalah.

by Gumpuh July 10, 2010

bakalakadaka street

From Team America: World Police. Fictional, stereotypical name for an arab place.

I've got five terrorists going southeast on bakalakadaka street

by Dirge October 12, 2004

bakalao

Noisy, repetitive techy music popular in Spain, particularly in the megadiscos along the Mediterranian coast. Apparently best enjoyed with high doses of MDMA.

Paso de bakalao, tío, me pone la cabeza como un bombo
Couldn't care less about bakalao, mate, it gives me headache

by fonsucu January 17, 2009

bakalated

when one of the Baka besties violates you or surrounds you in an intimating or maybe even aggressive way. For example, let’s say a couple break up and the guy was a baka bestie. There for, you best bet you will get bakalated by the Bakas.

oh dear heavens, Owen and walker are walking over here, girl you are about to get bakalated...

by who.am.i.123 January 24, 2022

bakalar

v. To cause your cell phone to inexplicably and repeatedly malfunction.

This phenomenon affects only the smartphones of Jeff Bakalar, one of the hosts of The 404, CNET Networks. Jeff has an uncanny and unwelcome ability to render a high-tech, fully-functioning smartphone into the a call to customer service and the butt of every malfunctioning cell phone joke on the popular podcast, The 404.

The world wide tech community has been baffled with his technological mishaps, leaving us with only one explanation for Jeff Bakalar's phone issues: Bakalar possesses super mutant powers known only as Bakalariosis

Jeff's Palm Pre has been bakalared nine times in twelve months, having been the replacement to his often bakalared Windows Mobile phone. His new phone, an Evo 4G, was bakalared in a record-setting two weeks.

by soccerush10 June 15, 2010

Bakalak

Derogatory name for a person of Arabic descent. Derived from the term Bakalakadaka in the movie Team America.

That damn Bakalak just walked right into the market and blew himself up.

by legeros November 23, 2006

Bakalar

To have horrible luck with technology, especially when concerning cell phones or xbox 360's. Comes form the host of Cnet's 404, who had nine phones in nine months because of malfunctions and broke 5 360's over the course of his life.

To break cell phones.

Should be followed by the proverbially N00B.

Guy 1:Aw man my phone is broken
Guy 2: Looks like you just pulled a Bakalar!!!! N00B

by Kobe das Efx 311 June 14, 2010