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then you say "bainz"
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Baizuo(白左,White Leftists)is a popular Mainland Chinese term coined for a specific subset of Westerners who are despised by most Chinese for their pretentiousness, hypocritical behavior and an overbearing sense of entitlement.

Baizuos are mostly characterized by their heavy use of political correctness and double standards to covertly advance their own material or emotional interests at the expense of others, while claiming otherwise from a self-assumed superior moral position. Some are truly non-malicious, but are too naive or lack the worldview to provide useful opinions or solutions to real societal problems.

Since most of these group is white (白)and left-(liberal) leaning(左), and thus the name.
Chinese guy: "Oh look, those Baizuos over at America are blaming us for not accepting their trash after our recent foreign garbage import ban. Don't these fuckers ever understand they are responsible for cleaning their own shit instead of blame pushing all day long?
Baizuo by Fap. April 28, 2019
noun, The region that includes the balls, the taint and the anus.
Josh kicked Drew in the baintus and Drew puked blood.
baintus by Blackpool Lights November 5, 2006
A remark popularised in Glasgow made to describe an experience or an object, from which significant enjoyment, and a general feeling of satisfaction, is derived.
Describing an experience or situation

“Double music this afternoon, that’s baining bro”

or, when describing an object

“Nfn lit tea, fortnite n a baining wee ginger cake to cheer is up after a shite day sc snap is"
Baining by TheRealFaZeJarvis June 18, 2019

Dr. Bains 

A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.
Bains: Hello, I am Dr. Bains (english accent)
Hot slut: ooooooh, a doctor?
Bains: yes
(bone)
Dr. Bains by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006
Something that's pretty sweet or cool.
It's pretty binzo that we don't do any work in this class.
Binzo by Truesdellin March 16, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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