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baseball cards
Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).
That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).
baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
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Baieba • Baseball • bareback • Baseball, huh? • baseball bat • Baseball Players • baseball boy • baseball huh • baibai • baseball cards
Play Baseball
To freebase cocaine.
Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."
Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."
Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.
Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)
Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)
Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)
Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)
Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014
C team baseball
When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020
Jap Baseball
A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.
Jap Baseball by TCHump May 17, 2010
baebae kids
baebae kids by Trizzy.lee December 12, 2016
Baiba
traditionally a Latvian name. One who is modest.. A fantastic cook and generous lover. one to treasure and protect. A smile that can make flowers bloom. Kind to others to the point of self destruction. A rare find, that must be attained at all cost. Not to be taken for granted, ever!
Baiba by the real baiba February 6, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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