Bahrom

Masculine name, variations:
VARIANTS: Bahram, Behram (Iranian), Verethragna (Persian Mythology)

Modern Persian form of Avestan Verethragna meaning "victory over resistance". This was the name of a Zoroastrian god (one of the Amesha Spenta) associated with victory and war. This name was borne by several Sassanid emperors. It is also the Persian name for the planet Mars.

Taken from Wikipedia:
The earliest reference to Bahram I (or Bahrom I) occurs in the coronation monument of Bahram's grandfather Ardeshir I at Naqsh-e Rajab.

by Anonymous7893 August 17, 2011

Best Barometer

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

Shit Barometer

Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.

"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"

by Stall101 October 29, 2009

Barom

Intelligent, mysterious, a bit secretive (for good reasons) and extremely humble, talented and loyal. An amazing friend who is an amazing listener, extremely nice, loving, giving and selfless- so much that he oftentimes forgets to focus on & take care of himself. Also a hottie with a smile that'll melt your icy heart but that's just the icing on an already fucking scrumptious cake. To have a Barom in your life is truly a blessing you should never take for granted.

Barom is so damn amazing! How are we even friends?

by Mystique_ June 4, 2019

bahomie

A bahomie is a Bahá'í that is also your homie

Have you seen Bahomie Borna around?

by Divan001 March 1, 2018

bahoombas

-noun
referring to a pair of extremely enhanced breasts; most often cosmetically built.

"Look at the bahoombas on that woman. She must have some sort of disease!"

by Papa W. December 18, 2008

barometer poop

When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.

Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.

by nonfish September 29, 2014