Bahram 

1) The Persian word for the planet Mars. 2) a common first name for boys. 3) In Persian mythology, the god of victory.

My lawyer's name is Bahram.

Bahram by eat 'em ologist December 27, 2006

Bahram 

A pretty normal person boy with black dark eyes, kind, Patience, smart and workaholic

Look! Bahram is coming

Bahram by PianoForteMaster August 16, 2018

Bahram 

The Biggest Don ever, you might know him , He will kick your ass, so dont HYPE

"David please dont fight you will be bahram'd up"

Bahram by xjawz! September 25, 2011

Bahram 

A Pussy Slayer who is best at everything. He can make fart noises with his armpit and he is a ladies man

You are a Bahram

Bahram by Bahram Bahram December 30, 2016

Bahrom 

Masculine name, variations:
VARIANTS: Bahram, Behram (Iranian), Verethragna (Persian Mythology)

Modern Persian form of Avestan Verethragna meaning "victory over resistance". This was the name of a Zoroastrian god (one of the Amesha Spenta) associated with victory and war. This name was borne by several Sassanid emperors. It is also the Persian name for the planet Mars.

Taken from Wikipedia:
The earliest reference to Bahram I (or Bahrom I) occurs in the coronation monument of Bahram's grandfather Ardeshir I at Naqsh-e Rajab.

Bahrom by Anonymous7893 August 17, 2011

gabe barham 

The drummer for post-hardcore band sleeping with sirens. He joined in 2009 and has been kicking drum ass ever since. He has an amazing girlfriend who is very lucky to have him. While most fan girls chase after lead singer smart girls go for gabe

Person one: damn did you hear them sick ass drums?!
Person two: must be gabe barham

gabe barham by flautabella13008 November 4, 2013

Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016