Barom 

Intelligent, mysterious, a bit secretive (for good reasons) and extremely humble, talented and loyal. An amazing friend who is an amazing listener, extremely nice, loving, giving and selfless- so much that he oftentimes forgets to focus on & take care of himself. Also a hottie with a smile that'll melt your icy heart but that's just the icing on an already fucking scrumptious cake. To have a Barom in your life is truly a blessing you should never take for granted.

Barom is so damn amazing! How are we even friends?

Barom by Mystique_ June 4, 2019

Barminan 

Far from us. Exclamation used by Sephardim to ward off misfortune. It is equivalent to the Ashkenazi phrase “Lo alenu” (Not on us). It is very often used by Persians in the Great Neck Jewish community.

Rabbi Kohan: uhstad, don't hang out with girls. It is very barminan.

Barminan by JewUnit18 April 19, 2009

Bahrom 

Masculine name, variations:
VARIANTS: Bahram, Behram (Iranian), Verethragna (Persian Mythology)

Modern Persian form of Avestan Verethragna meaning "victory over resistance". This was the name of a Zoroastrian god (one of the Amesha Spenta) associated with victory and war. This name was borne by several Sassanid emperors. It is also the Persian name for the planet Mars.

Taken from Wikipedia:
The earliest reference to Bahram I (or Bahrom I) occurs in the coronation monument of Bahram's grandfather Ardeshir I at Naqsh-e Rajab.

Bahrom by Anonymous7893 August 17, 2011

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization

God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen by blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadd May 5, 2011

BAOMN 

Blowing air out my nose. Similar to "LMAO" used to describe that laugh you do when something is funny but not funny enough to laugh out loud and you just "blow air out my nose".

Text message:
"Why did the Chicken Cross the road? To get a gallon of milk."
"BAOMN!!!"
"Totally a BAOMN joke."
"BAOMN indeed."

BAOMN by mrCuttie November 24, 2016

Barmp 

"Barmp" is a a Newfoundland term which is synonymous with "(to) honk your horn" and any other such variations of the word. Often times, however, the word is associated with being angry, so you may only "barmp your horn," if you were experiencing a bout of road rage.

"Buddy just barmped his horn at you!"

"Why do you keep barmping your horn?"

Barmp by Breex2 December 6, 2011

Best Barometer 

This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.

Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.

"My penis is the best barometer. The best test of a good tit!"

Best Barometer by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017