Bagworthy

When a person's face is so ugly that a paper bag is an improvement and or a necessity!!

Man, that girl is soooo ugly she is bagworthy.

Now that face is bag worthy!!

by Big papa pump 08 November 2, 2008

benworthy

Something incredibly cringy or poorly made.

"Damn, that new Rick Astley song is benworthy."

by jimothydabum June 9, 2016

tagworthy

When you look good enough to be tagged on Facebook.

You should totally untag that pic in the zebra Snuggie, it’s not tagworthy.

by Haley Meier November 20, 2009

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

blogworthy

Literally, worthy of blogging.

Describes an event, series of events, or (broadly) adventure that would be of general edification, amusement, and/or interest to humanity at large. The term is objective; thus, an adventure only interesting enough to appeal to one's friends or to readers of a blog on a specific topic does not apply.

By the time Don got back from his hard-negotiated eight minutes with Sheila, Mistress of the Thousand Pleasures, the trip to Vegas had become officially blogworthy.

by Shiney June 11, 2006

BMWorthy

A job position with a salary enabling one to purchase a BMW.
Typically a promotion or advancement in one's professional career.

No universally agreed upon proncunciation, could be "bee-em-worthy", "beem-worthy", "bim-worthy".

"I need to get out of this entry-level crap and land something truly BMWorthy"

"That guy obviously sold his soul to have a 335i convertible. He's a high school teacher: that is so not BMWorthy."

by East of Nowhere March 12, 2009

binworthy

A state in which an item has no worth to anyone and should be put in the rubbish.

"This broken toy is binworthy"

by George Wakeman February 28, 2008