Baguf

(Buh-goof)

A disaster or failure.

Referring to the term “big oof”

Person 1: I failed my science test.
Person 2: That’s a baguf.

by ThisNameIsMadeUp1122 May 1, 2019

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

by Baguetti August 20, 2020

bagfoot

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

Baguetteo

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

bagfries

The fries found at the bottom of a fast food restaurant drive through/take out bag. These fries are commonly up for grabs when multiple meals are purchased due to their lack of ownership since they are not contained in an individuals fry container. Can also be applied to onion rings and other side orders although much less common.

Johnny "Hey, lets go to the McDonalds drive through, I'm starving."
Sally " I call the bagfries!!"

by Antho May 31, 2006

Le Baguette

Slang for frenchmen.

Le Baguettes live in Paris.

by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016