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Bazoingers 

Semi-discreetly alerting your friends about the presence of a person wearing revealing or sexually suggestive attire, generally associated with the sight of breast or nipple.
“Bazoingers, three O’clock”
“Bloody Nora she must freezing!”
Bazoingers by MillieCream&Tidy August 30, 2021

bazingers 

A pre gym trainging supplement that consists of an energizing pre-workout drink in addition to several bong rips.
I want to go to the gym right now but I'm so out of it, better take some bazingers to get me in the zone.

Badfinger 

Formed in 1961 as the Iveys, Badfinger was a band that it's most famous lineup included Pete Ham, Tom Evans, Mike Gibbins, and Joey Molland. They were the peak of their time from 1970-1972, until fading into obscurity and having a short return to the chart in 2013 due to the hit show Breaking Bad. Many their hits include - No Matter What, Come and Get It, Baby Blue, and Maybe Tomorrow. Badfinger is the first band to ever be signed by Apple Records, The band has had 3 deaths in their lineup, Tom and Pete were put in crippling debt, making them commit suicide and Mike died of natural causes. Joey is the only member left alive. Nowadays, Badfinger is not known in the public eye much and is very underground.
"You ever heard of Badfinger?"

tommy bingfingers 

a man who spends most of his waking hours chained to a life of sheer nicotine, to the point where his fingers are brown, his blood is yellow and the skin on his thumb is worn down to the bone from the wheel of a lighter
hey tommy,let's have a look at yer fingers tommy bingfingers!
tommy bingfingers by wormberk July 8, 2011

bazoingers 

When someone else's irritating behavior drives you crazier than you've ever been driven before, they're driving you BAZOINGERS!
She nagged him and nagged him to the point of irritation that he was either going to jump out of the window himself (they're on the 5th floor, splat!), or throw her out of the window (splat!)... she was driving him bazoingers!!!
bazoingers by Still Human November 4, 2017

Bag Fingers 

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.
I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.
Bag Fingers by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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