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Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth
He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

bangtown 

Me and claire went to bangtown last night. She was very sore the next day.
bangtown by BossTownCrazyPants December 12, 2010
see: noobfest

Group of internet trolls who hang out on IRC and Livejournal too much and give themselves way too much credit.

Known for utilizing irssi, perl crapflood scripts, and other methods of omg hax. Members are to be ph33red.
Weev is the pope of Bantown, despite living in the cesspool of Richmond, Virginia
bantown by Kevin Mitnick January 25, 2006

Bantowned 

I was pumping so much DPS till I Bantowned it
Bantowned by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021
A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.
At least you dont live in baytown
baytown by D of Tejas August 5, 2008
Place where half the students who go to the University of Houston are from.
Baytown is so boring, I can't even remember what it's like.
Baytown by James Moriarty III May 16, 2023
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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