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Glasgow Bagpiper
Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.
Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.
Glasgow Bagpiper by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011
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bearded bagpipes
"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."
"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."
bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009
Harlem Bagpipe
When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.
Harlem Bagpipe by WithaZ November 2, 2018
dirty bagpipes
dirty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006
Rotten Bagpipe
When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.
Rotten Bagpipe by Hermanium December 1, 2009
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