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Bagoot by Bagoot December 14, 2018
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Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.
Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)
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A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.
Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.
bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011
An onomatopoeia used in the video game "Sonic Blast Man II." The word is used similarly as "Boom", "Pow", or "Bam." The word was made somewhat well known by a YouTuber called "ProJared" who reviewed the game, and made fun of the word.
Bagoom by Hyde233 July 30, 2015
A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.
"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.
Bagoon by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015

Lagoo Bagoo 

An offensive word used to describe a person who is or behaves idiotic. The word is indigenous to Guyana but has become popular in some countries in the Caribbean, primarily the island of Trinidad.
You see all (dem) are propa ([proper) Lagoo Bagoos.
Lagoo Bagoo by Team4Kira August 5, 2011
A word used to describe something awesome, fabulous, great etc.
'Did you have a good one last night?' 'Mate, it was fucking badoot.'

'Badoot, she roots!'

'Yeah man she's badoots.'
Badoot by Bramma n Bertzzzz July 18, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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