Definitions by TheBanterBadger

Bagoon 

A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.

"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.

Bagoon by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015