Bagoon 

A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.

"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.

Bagoon by TheBanterBadger May 9, 2015

bagoon 

Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.

Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!

bagoon by Bunk Diggity September 6, 2006

bagoon 

another term for the male genitalia; penis

"You have a huge bagoon!"
"Thank you!"

bagoon by J.Walt October 18, 2008

Bagoon 

A bagoon is a gorgeous woman whom which you love very much but is acting like a baby.

Wow, she's such a bagoon!

Bagoon by IEatMarkers97 April 4, 2020

Bagoon-Goon 

To Be With The Bitches...or At The Bitches house...

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.

Bagoon-Goon by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008

Bafoon

A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'

That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?

Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

Baloon Knot 

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003