Bagles

Goals to have with one's bae

Wow that is so bagles

by Ella21nelson May 11, 2016

joshing your bagles

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Rais Bages with Creams

Raisin bagel with cream cheese on it. Usually found at your local convenient store, or like a Dunkin' Donuts or something. Usually good for a quick, cheap snack after school.

Customer: "Can I have a rais bages with creams?"

Cashier: "What?"

by Krofan January 6, 2010

Hungarian Herpe Bagels

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

Bagley Bandits

A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.

Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through

by Samir's Shotgun July 1, 2019