Goals

What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes

Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"

by elyxium June 03, 2015

Goals

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

by Frisk Dreemurr May 12, 2016

Goals

When two things go together well or you wish you could be like them.

Gab and Rayna are friendship goals

by Invisxble October 09, 2016

Goals

Shane Dawson

"If you google search goals you just see pictures of me"

by Abbigailmarie13 June 18, 2017

Goals

Katlyn

Katlyn is GOALS

by Unknowwnonnnne October 31, 2017

Goals

When two people we are equally awesome and hot take each other off the market

Natalie and Gavin are 100% goals I ship them hard.

by Natalie Vlazny July 15, 2017

Goals

Bronwyn and Brendan.

“Wow that haircut is goals”
“Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”

by mackleroy1027 June 04, 2018