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What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes
Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
by elyxium June 01, 2015
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When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)
"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"
by Lashley1337 February 14, 2012
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What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.
Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"
by Frisk Dreemurr May 09, 2016
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It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
by guitarist238 December 24, 2008
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Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.


Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...

Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
by Chullage September 30, 2008
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